Author Archives: Benni

Playa Del Peugeot

This morning on my way to work, I was overtaken by an erratically driven ’Playa Del Peugeot’. By this I mean, there was a festival volumed party coming from a fun sized peugeot. The driver swerved around me and a few other cars ahead and took a manic right turn at 100,000 kpms (approximately). Only after [...]

Seeing Red from a Yellow Box

This photo was taken on Sunday at Ivans Cross, Limerick 2 hours after the Sunday game had ended at the Gaelic Grounds in Limerick. I was stuck at the junction for 40 mins without moving once, the lights went dozens of times but we couldn’t move….why? Because of the basic ignorance of Limerick drivers. A handful [...]

Lax Laws in Limerick

Could someone please explain to me why the usual penalties for bad driving and parking seem to go un-enforced by the gardai in Limerick? It is a desperate and serious situation here, people park on double yellows at all times and in very conspiciouous locations. Drivers genuinely do not seem to know what to do [...]

Chav Wagons: Rules of Owning and Operating

Chav Wagon (definition: Jeep, Land cruiser or other large box o’ shite with tinted windows) In order to own and operate a Chav Wagon you must adhere to the following rules: You must be a dull, pain in the ar*e forty something woman with at least 2 children. You must never be a man unless [...]