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	<title>ShiteDrivers.com - Bad driving on Irish roads exposed! &#187; Jeremy Clarkson</title>
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		<title>And a happy Christmas to you&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://shitedrivers.com/2007/12/01/and-a-happy-christmas-to-you/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Dec 2007 16:40:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeremy Clarkson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So there I am outside the house ,Â putting a new MP3, CD,DVD,BLAH BLAH BLAH, (why cant you just buy a simple wireless anymore!) in my nieces car bent over backwards between the seats and beingÂ  &#8220;invaded&#8221; by either the gear or handbrake lever, neither would own up to it..!..so i&#8217;m hearing some vehicle coming up [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So there I am outside the house ,Â putting a new MP3, CD,DVD,BLAH BLAH BLAH, (why cant you just buy a simple wireless anymore!) in my nieces car bent over backwards between the seats and beingÂ  &#8220;invaded&#8221; by either the gear or handbrake lever, neither would own up to it..!..so i&#8217;m hearing some vehicle coming up by me slowly and the sound of it stopping&#8230;&#8230;.beep beep&#8230;i attempt to twist my head to see whats&#8230;.beeping..oh no ,too late i&#8217;ve made eye contact&#8230;&#8230;.so there i see the beep-ee, its a woman ,50&#8242;s maybe ,window half open beckoning me to come to the &#8220;SUV&#8221;Â  ..(why am i not surprised)..I gesture &#8220;i&#8217;m kinda busy here&#8221; and point to her to come around to me where i may be able to assist her&#8230;In hindsight i would have been better off telling he to F**k off politely ,as her reaction was the same..she muttered some obsenity and stuck her two fingers up to me ,a nice lady i think you&#8217;ll agree.</p>
<p>The worse part for her though was the fact isÂ I live in a cul de sac and she had to drive past me on the way out some time later..at this time i was standing beside the car and just smiled and nodded as she passed ..her expression was priceless&#8230;..Some times i think a smile has more effect than a string of foul language&#8230;&#8230;</p>
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		<title>New cars are crap..official.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Nov 2007 17:12:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeremy Clarkson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yes it&#8217;s really me&#8230;..nah not really&#8230; Any who , this is my first post so no comments &#8217;bout the spellin ,grammer etc.!!! As the heading suggests i&#8217;m griping about new cars..all makes and sizes driven by all sorts of people, although this does&#8217;nt apply ta ALL drivers but the ever increasing ones that got sold [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yes it&#8217;s really me&#8230;..nah not really&#8230;</p>
<p>Any who , this is my first post so no comments &#8217;bout the spellin ,grammer etc.!!!</p>
<p>As the heading suggests i&#8217;m griping about new cars..all makes and sizes driven by all sorts of people, although this does&#8217;nt apply ta ALL drivers but the ever increasing ones that got sold a dud.Let me explain&#8230;Â You see back in my day cars were simpler ,if you wanted to ,say, turn left&#8230;.. you check your mirror stick on the &#8216;oul indicator mirror again and around you go&#8230;..but with these modern &#8220;dud&#8217;s&#8221; i see ,the&#8217;yre bloody indicators dont seem to work ..i&#8217;d be right back to the dealer if it was my car&#8230;same thing with some right indicators too.!! I notice on some of the modern cars that the mirrors need to be folded &#8220;in&#8221; to work, why ?Â i just cant understand.</p>
<p>But it gets worst , how many times have you seen a car or SUV with such bad brakes that the driver cant bring the vehicle to a stop before the white line at crossings or any traffic light, suffice to say its lucky these people always seem to have their phone handy, probably calling the dealer they bought the car from i&#8217;d imagine&#8230;..or in the morning rush hour they might have a newspaper on the steering wheel, just in case it has a faulty airbag..good thinking there..</p>
<p>Is it any wonder you see soo many abandoned cars which might be mistaken for bad parking by some people..</p>
<p>Nope ,until the manufacturers sort out these problems i&#8217;m sticking with my oul banger&#8230;none of that modern rubbish for me ..life&#8217;s too short and valuable..</p>
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