Comments on: Female SUV drivers and mobiles http://shitedrivers.com/2008/06/10/female-suv-drivers-and-mobiles/ Promoting good driving by exposing bad driving in Ireland Sat, 22 Nov 2008 00:16:22 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.3 By: marc http://shitedrivers.com/2008/06/10/female-suv-drivers-and-mobiles/#comment-6000 marc Mon, 30 Jun 2008 20:44:53 +0000 http://shitedrivers.com/?p=373#comment-6000 'Baby On Board' Stickers actually mean: 1) I am a shite driver, so Stay Away from me for your own safety! 2) I am likely to slam on the brakes for no reason without notice, and then indicate into a junction. 3) there's no point in me using my rear view mirror, because I can see Fuck All out my back window anyway for all the Cuddly Toys. 4) I am very likely to stop in the middle of the road to talk to the other 'Baby On Board' Driver parked on a double yellow line picking up her 2 older brats from school. ‘Baby On Board’ Stickers actually mean:

1) I am a shite driver, so Stay Away from me for your own safety!

2) I am likely to slam on the brakes for no reason without notice, and then indicate into a junction.

3) there’s no point in me using my rear view mirror, because I can see Fuck All out my back window anyway for all the Cuddly Toys.

4) I am very likely to stop in the middle of the road to talk to the other ‘Baby On Board’ Driver parked on a double yellow line picking up her 2 older brats from school.

]]> By: harry39 http://shitedrivers.com/2008/06/10/female-suv-drivers-and-mobiles/#comment-5968 harry39 Wed, 11 Jun 2008 08:03:18 +0000 http://shitedrivers.com/?p=373#comment-5968 Just ban ALL women from driving! Just think of the savings  and benefits! Just ban ALL women from driving! Just think of the savings  and benefits!

]]> By: roosta http://shitedrivers.com/2008/06/10/female-suv-drivers-and-mobiles/#comment-5967 roosta Tue, 10 Jun 2008 20:54:32 +0000 http://shitedrivers.com/?p=373#comment-5967 What annoys me are the parents who drive glorified Panzer tanks the half a mile from their house to the shop or school. Why do they need an All Terrain Vehicle to tackle the mean streets of suburban Ireland? What annoys me are the parents who drive glorified Panzer tanks the half a mile from their house to the shop or school. Why do they need an All Terrain Vehicle to tackle the mean streets of suburban Ireland?

]]> By: John Smith http://shitedrivers.com/2008/06/10/female-suv-drivers-and-mobiles/#comment-5965 John Smith Tue, 10 Jun 2008 17:44:11 +0000 http://shitedrivers.com/?p=373#comment-5965 Like all other acts of ignorance on Irish roads, it all leads back to: A: A proper education (If you don't tell little Johnny "That's Wrong!", he won't know and grow up an insufferable, ill-mannered Pratt who ends up buying an SUV and a horsebox) B: Enforcement. Everyone knows the Guards only catch you if you go a few kilometers over the limit on a dual carriageway or haven't' you tax or insurance disc displayed (what is an NCT?) when they pretend to check people at one of their "checkpoints" (Tax, Insurance, Grand!). And if you have a foreign licence you are immune from pretty much anything. The lesson here is sadly: Go on, you're grand, no one cares, free for all, do unto others before they have a chance to do unto you. And they will. Like all other acts of ignorance on Irish roads, it all leads back to:
A: A proper education (If you don’t tell little Johnny “That’s Wrong!”, he won’t know and grow up an insufferable, ill-mannered Pratt who ends up buying an SUV and a horsebox)
B: Enforcement. Everyone knows the Guards only catch you if you go a few kilometers over the limit on a dual carriageway or haven’t’ you tax or insurance disc displayed (what is an NCT?) when they pretend to check people at one of their “checkpoints” (Tax, Insurance, Grand!).
And if you have a foreign licence you are immune from pretty much anything.
The lesson here is sadly:
Go on, you’re grand, no one cares, free for all, do unto others before they have a chance to do unto you. And they will.

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